shutupandrow (shutupandrow) wrote,
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What if these people had Jewish mothers ...

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "This you call a smile, after all the
money your father and I spent on braces?"

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care what you've
discovered, you still should have written."

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Why can't you paint on walls like
other children? Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz off of
the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "All right, if your're not hiding your
report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show
me!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Again with the hat! Why can't
you wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Next time I catch you
throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance
good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you
invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and go to sleep!"

PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you
have to go, young man, midnight is long past your bed-time!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "But it's your senior
photograph! Couldn't you have done something with your hair?"

MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER: "That's a good story! Now tell me where
you've really been for the last forty years!"
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those made me too happy
too bad einsteins mom prolly DID say that hahaha
But Moses DID have a jewish mother....
And wasn't Einstein jewish as well?
yes yes yes. But moses' mother gave him up and Einstein is just fun to make fun of
hahahaha

Bill Gates' Jewish Mother: "Bill, you embody all aspects of judiasm by having more money than everyone else"
haha those are so good!
hahaha
Heehee, thats great:D
that's why your rock. <3
hey! a kutznik, right? its david, academy II...
anyways, your icon kicks ass!
actually no i'm a NFTYite and one of Becca Varon's lovers
well, a jew! and becca varon is the hottest thing on two legs
agreed. Were u at convention?
yessir. Why can't I put a face to the name? I was around becca pretty often...
Red head, Glasses, Big boobs...
*eyes widen at mention of boobs*

but seriously, i can't put a face. sorry, i'm horrible with that sorta thing. do you have a webpage with pics or something (that sounds really stalker-y, sorry)
ah!! there we go. I definitely saw you there, but I don't think we were actually formally introduced. So: Hi, I'm David! *projects virtual hand for shake*
hi nice to meet you what region are u?

dvak_64

12 years ago

shutupandrow

12 years ago

dvak_64

12 years ago

thirded
Someone told me a joke the other day at work.... I thought it was a little odd that they tell me at work (it was a customer) but here goes...

What's the difference between a rottweiler and a jewish mother?

the rottweiler lets go...



yeah, I don't know either....
do u really not know? Cuz i really want to.
the answer is: the rottweiler lets go - I guess Ishould have made that clearer... ;)
Whats the difference between a picture of Jesus and actual Jesus?
I dont' know... what
ONLY TAKES ONE NAIL TO HANG THE PICTURE

sorry sarabeth!